Dec. 24

Twas the Night before a CoolCanuck Family Christmas!


Twas the night before Christ­mas, when all through the net
Not a Cool­Canuck was stir­ring, every­ones out look­ing for deals highly in debt!
Usu­ally look­ing for con­tests, free­bies, deals, and more
All the Cool­Canucks were off shop­ping, last minute at the store!

I in my ker­chief, Bil­ly­Jack in his cap
Are sit­ting here excited, too busy con­test­ing to nap!

Babette is dream­ing hap­pily, of coupons and more
tool­man is search­ing the Qthread, while Munch posts jokes galore!
Prairiebelle is post­ing blog con­tests, cqueen is busy too
pixie is off reel­ing free­bies, because she knows how to!

Pret­tykitty is hav­ing a blast in the Q-thread as tdot­frank watches on,
Jimbo is ready to break open the 40, and party til dawn!
Baba is play­ing games, in roxxy’s game room
While nicjosemm enters con­tests while wait­ing for Santa,
To come down the chim­ney pretty soon.

Cher­don sits with Sophie, and her Cool­Canucks Fam­ily
bebe awaits for Christ­mas as well, anx­iously
mccorda is busy with qwords, just whistling dixie
Along look­ing for con­tests comes our girl vixipixie

6ffighter9, one­d­u­ane, jeff-fuffy, tom­my­gunn and Laz
Are look­ing to party heav­ily, won­der­ing what booze jimbo really has
fiji and ccbel report­ing reposts, as we never seem to search,
The orna­ments sparkling beau­ti­fully, on top of the birch

Tellie’s mak­ing tags for every­one here, she’s a very good friend, a Cool­Canucks sis­ter — more than a peer

It’s Christ­mas Eve already, and Cool­Canucks are great
We’ll have fun with our presents, food and full plates
We’re all sure to get ham­mered, even though money is tight
Merry Christ­mas to all, and to all a good night!



» 9 Responses to “Twas the Night before a CoolCanuck Family Christmas!”

  1. Linda White
    December 24th, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    That was really a work of art Roxxy. Thank you so much for tak­ing the time for our very own Cool Canucks lyrics.

    That is so funny.

    Take care.

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  3. Pixie
    December 24th, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    LMAO, that is hilar­i­ous!!!! I love it, I go and take a nappy poo and come back to fun­nies, love it!!!
    REALLY am won­der­ing what Jimbo has to drink? :D
    Poor fiji and ccbel always have to report posts because we don’t search, they are so good to us non-searchers :P

    Love you all every­one!! :D

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  5. cheryl h
    December 24th, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    You never cease to amaze me. Even after all the long hard hours you put in on your blog and forum, you still found the time to come up with this amazing­ingly cleaver twist on Twas the night before Christ­mas nam­ing staff and mem­bers. Sophie and I thank you Heather. Big Hugs and have a won­der­ful Christ­mas Day with your family..I’m so happy, I get to see Sophie tomor­row morn­ing. Cant wait to see her face when she opens her presents.

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  7. Karry
    December 24th, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    Nice job Heather!!!!

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  9. Jim
    December 24th, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    Great job, and if you wanna know what I’m drinkin’ then “Come on down“
    Have a great Xmas and be safe!


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  11. renee taylor
    December 24th, 2009 at 9:40 pm

    that was excellent!!!

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  13. Angie
    December 24th, 2009 at 11:55 pm

    WTG Heather
    I love, love, love, love it!!!
    Merry Christ­mas to all :)

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  15. vixipixie
    December 25th, 2009 at 2:52 am

    Love it, Heather! LOL, you are too cute! Merry Christ­mas everyone!!!

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  17. oneduane
    December 25th, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    that’s an excel­lent poem Heather. Merry Christ­mas to ALL and a Happy New Year